He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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