Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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