Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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