Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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