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Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so that wasnt chicken after all
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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