Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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