I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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