found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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