Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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