I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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