they need to just BURY HIM!
Fuck appropriateness.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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