Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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