So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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