Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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