I have demons in me.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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