His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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