We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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