I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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