i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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