Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
How naked do you want me to be?
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