idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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