I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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