spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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