thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
D3 body, D1 cock
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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