i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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