The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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