im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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