I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
