Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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