Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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