just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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