no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Less talking, more tequila
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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