Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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