The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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