can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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