but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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