Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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