operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
40s are totally the cure
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
