He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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