and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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