Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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