I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
