Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
The ass gains better be worth it
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