Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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