i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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