i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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