I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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