Tell her she can't have a vagina
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Randomize
