I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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