he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
wow bdsm is so cute
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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