tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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