Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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