the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
